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WoD - Christmas Eve, 2020

WoD - Christmas Eve, 2020

Another adapted hero workout, one which you lot are not going to appreciate. Still, it will provide a decent calorie deficit (not that that actually makes any difference) allow for you to feel less guilty when stuffing your faces over the next few days!

Plus, if you have raging DOMs and can’t move, it makes sitting on your arse easier!

CrossFit Cardiff WoD
Modified Hotshots 19
Six rounds for time of:
30 Air squats
19 Power clean (60/40kg)*
7 Strict handstand push ups*
Run 400 meters

*Loading: pick whatever you like. Pick up something of a moderate load. Maybe the turkey!
*This is the only mod, strict HSPUs instead of strict pull ups

Get videos posted please, especially if you use your Xmas turkey as a weight!

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Announcement - I really am sorry.

Announcement - I really am sorry.

I have written and deleted this post multiple times. What I really want to say shouldn’t be read on a public forum, especially seeing as we are still banned from the NHS intranet. And so I will refrain, what’s the point anyway…it’s only venting and unfortunately the big and almighty Drakeford isn’t going to change much if he reads this (I said nothing about a lack of sarcasm)!

So now, with a clearer head having pounded the pavements of Whitchurch late at night, nearly stopping off for a cheeky 23:00 hair cut in an open barbers (FUCK yes to that); taught my legendary dog something new (poor bugger is always the focus of my mind diversion - still, he benefits even if all he really wants to do is sleep with his balls in the air) and drinking coffee and not my entire Brewdog advent calendar I will post an update.

Yet again we have been dealt a cruel blow from the hand of a man who is likely petrified of COVID-19 and with good reason. I doubt that he has ever set foot inside a gym in his life. In fact I imagine he is the kind of man who would knowingly and wilfully eat a plate of smiley faced potato waffles and dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets (see above for sarcastic comment reference)! Likely pre-diabetic if not fully blown, and unfortunately with the attitude that the rest of the nation would be happy to share the same future.

Gyms are not the problem. They are not the cause of a spike in C-19 cases. If you disagree then I’m sorry but you are blind. Getting fit and healthy hurts, a lot. Making the right nutritional choice isn’t fun, especially at this time of year. But it matters, now more than ever.
Suffering during a workout, looking over to your class mates to see the same feeling printed across their faces is more important still. Why? Because the camaraderie developed through shared pain cannot be underestimated. It is life changing and life saving. Another oversight from Drakeford.

This has been an incredibly challenging year, in fact it has been utter shit! Still, we have done it before and we will do it again. A zoom class and and home workout in order to maintain rather than develop…but now, it’s more than that. This time of year is hard enough for folk, we need to stick together.
Reach out to folk, zoom call, FaceTime, text post on social media, whatever it takes.

We need to harness the true power of this community.
If you feel isolated reach out, if you need to talk just say, if you want a beer we can make it happen. Do not leave it a day.

No one is exempt from this. Last night, overwhelmed with frustration I wandered the streets, in the rain and on my own. Just to clear my head and think of the next move.

A few things in the short term:

Equipment Loan
I will be loaning out gym equipment for existing members. With winter definite upon us, the stipulation will be that equipment is to be used only inside. We may be able to train again some day and when we do, we need the equipment to be functional.
Collection timings (Pre Xmas - more announced following, Drakeford dependant)
Monday December 21st: 16:00 - 18:00
Tuesday December 22nd: 16:00 - 18:00
Wednesday December 23rd: 16:00 - 18:00

Zoom classes
Monday December 21st: 08:00 - 09:00 & 17:00 - 18:00
Tuesday December 22nd: 08:00 - 09:00 & 17:00 - 18:00
Wednesday December 23rd: 08:00 - 09:00 & 17:00 - 18:00
Xmas Eve: 10:00 - 11:00
Christmas Day: 11:00 - Burpees (we will find a way)

Updates will be released as we learn more from the government. Until then, big love & keep in touch

CrossFit Cardiff WoD
10 rounds for time of:
30 Double unders
15 Press ups
30 Air squats
100m sprint
Rest 1 minute

Get those rucksacks loaded for tomorrow’s workout! Times up to social media stories please legends

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WoD - Tuesday 1st December, 2020

WoD - Tuesday 1st December, 2020

This “platform” I have is to be used purely for good. No evil shall be communicated via its means but man, I want to abuse the living crap out of Drakeford right now.

Or maybe I’m wrong, maybe he is a Welsh saviour? Similar to Owain Glyndŵr’s battle for independence, in years to come we will all be drinking an ALCOHOL pint at The Drakeford…if there are any pubs left that is!

The above statement is by NO mean sarcastic. I mean as you can see from the images below, they both look similar.

CrossFit Cardiff WoD
Within 8 minutes, complete as many rounds and reps as possible of:
60 Double Unders
30 Kettlebell swings (24/16kg)
15 Pull ups

Get them rounds and reps up to the whiteboard please legends

Specialty
3 - 2 - 1
Overhead squats
These sets should increase from 100 - 105 - 110% of your 1RM squat snatch

3 - 3 - 3
High hang squat snatch
Light loads, no risk of failing, focus on position in the receiving position and getting there quickly!

WoD - Tuesday 20th October, 2020

WoD - Tuesday 20th October, 2020

“UKactive currently has circa 1900 facilities feeding in weekly data looking at visits and confirmed Covid cases. The latest stats show that from opening up until the 11th October there has been 43.5million visits, over 5 million visits within the week, which gives a cases per 100,000 visits of just 0.98, which is very low risk, especially compared to other sectors.”

Armed with that information, Mark Drakeford and the Welsh Government have made the decision to force us to close a second time this year as Wales enters it’s “fire-break” lockdown.
In an open-ended lockdown, beginning on Friday, CrossFit Cardiff will sadly shut it’s doors until further notice. Drakeford has promised that this will be only until November the 9th. And although I trust him about as far as I could throw him (likely actually to be quite some distance), this is the date that we will plan for.

Therefore, I will be forced to adjust the class timings for Friday afternoon to the below:
12:00 - 13:00
15:30 - 16:30
16:30 - 17:30

Below are the further intended measures in order to attempt to facilitate your membership as much as possible while ensuring that there is still a business for you to return to following #lockdown2.0

  • All reoccurring November memberships payments will be reduced to 50% of their regular price

  • All 10-pack memberships will have expiration dates removed

  • Zoom classes will re-start on Saturday 24th at and continue with the timings below:
    WoD: Weekdays: 07:30 - 08:30, 12:00 - 13:00 and 17:30 - 18:30
    WoD: Saturday: 10:00 - 11:00
    Yoga: 11:30 - 12:30

  • Kettlebells and Dumbbells will be leased to those who want them (at 17:30 on Friday night only)

  • A Halloween themed zoom party piss up on October 31st, event details to follow.

Anyway, back to the week ahead. Please keep an eye out for further details regarding any future horse shit constraints applied to us by a complete and utter muppet…
I personally thought that this post was well written with an extremely low level of sarcasm considering the current situation.

CrossFit Cardiff WoD
3 Rounds for time of:
60 Double unders
15 Overhead squats (50/35kg)
15 Pull ups

Specialty
Overhead Squat
3 - 3 - 3
Sets to be at 105% of your 1RM snatch

Please get times up on the whiteboard before you leave legends…

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