This is a post merely to wish one Louisa a very, VERY, Happy Birthday! 

But more importantly to share with the world something that has come to light, now this is genuine, I promise I have NOT made this up....

She was a real life "soft" porn novel model!! I alway knew there was something not quite right!!! 

Have an amazing birthday Louisa!! I am going to enjoy my last weekend alive on this planet!!