I’m not sure whether you lovely lot full comprehend my constant, seemingly random rambling, specifically on Monday’s workout posts. When asking you all the open ended question of…
”who got drunk this weekend?”
”who got arrested?”
…well, here’s why…

Every Monday morning at a Commando unit, each fighting company (around 90 Marines) muster on parade at zero eight hundred hours (8am), in uniform - the only day of the week. Once assembled, as smart as a guard, just twice as hard, the beautifully coloured and coveted green beret almost glowing in the Scottish sunshine, the Company OC (Officer Commanding) addresses his men…
”Good morning chaps (officer speak), how is everyone (silence)? Hung over then I take it.” “Okay, I want to see a show of hands…”

“Who got drunk?”
90 Marines raise their hands

“Who got arrested?”
45 Marines raise their hands

“Who got laid?”
One Marine raises his hand!

“Locky…you got laid? With that ginormous alien head!! Get f**ked…your new name is now Alien Heed!” “Those arrested, form a queue outside my office!”

CrossFit Cardiff WoD

For time:
21 - 15 - 9
Box step overs 24/20” (50/35lb) dumbbells
Ab mat sit ups 
Handstand Push Ups

Please write completed times and answers of the above questions to the whiteboard…